Things Daddy Learned While Being the Patient
1. A person’s age is found via a thermometer in the mouth (33 years old, spot on).
2. A person’s weight is determined via a blood pressure cuff around the wrist (30 pounds, close enough).
3. Judah, though he likes to administer shots, has better bedside manner than Courben, who likes to clunk pretty hard with the reflex hammer.