In exactly two minutes, Courben will no longer be King of Mess. In exactly five minutes, Linus will go eat his own food because for once, our little quarterback didn’t share his lunch with him. In exactly two weeks, daddy will be home to witness all of Courben’s humor, smarts, and quirks. In exactly one month, our not-so-baby-anymore boy will turn one. It’s a big day at the Shoemaker house.